Stories

My à la carte menu of delicious delights currently features the following tasty treats...

My Beautiful Beast

A blind date with a furry fella turns out to be full of delightful surprises but come the morning light it’s a different story. Didn’t someone once say that ‘the course of true love never did run smooth?’

Pond Life

Plucky green amphibian seeks princess for fun, friendship and transformation...

Pussy in Boots

An angry woman breaks into The White House sporting massive boots destined for the groin of a certain orange-faced Master of Misogyny...

Slipperfella

Unimpressed by the prospect of Prince Charming’s balls our reluctant heroine cracks open the gin and chocolate biscuits in anticipation of a quiet night in but it looks like her Fairy Godmother has other plans...

Pan the Man

The years have taken their toll on Wendy, her lust for life now as faded as the memory of her childhood adventures with Peter Pan. Then one night, just as she is on the verge of giving up hope, he returns to her and oh my...hasn’t he grown!

The Troublesome Prick

Think about it...how would you feel if you’d just woken up from a long deep sleep and found a strange bloke trying to snog you?!

Rapunzel's Lady Garden of Love

In a world that worships perfectly plucked private parts our hirsute heroine seeks to find true love and a meeting of equal minds...

The Wind Between My Thighs

A restless mermaid discovers the wisdom of the old adage 'be careful what you wish for' when she finds herself in the land of the two-legs on a Saturday night...

Titania's Bottom

The Faerie Queen is feeling somewhat dissatisfied with her marriage to Oberon and longs for something a little more earthy to tickle her fancy...

Lady Victoria Frankenstein

Frustrated with the attitudes of early 19th century gents Lady Victoria takes matters into her own hands as she embarks on an experiment to create the perfect lover...

Virgins, Wings and Other Things

Following a night of wild passion with a mysterious stranger, previously chaste Martha finds herself in a predicament. Fortunately her lover has friends in high places...

And many more yet to come...